A Pig’s Affliction

Mona's hooves, which are actually in decent shape.

Wilma, the passionate pig:

My hooves keep growing! But I hate hoof trimming! I won’t tolerate any of that nonsense! They better not mess with my feet!

Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig:

Take it easy, Wilma. You’ve been tripping on your hooves. You need some help with that.