Seven Hot Piglets
Wilma, the passionate pig: Ooo. Ah. Nice. Wilma’s piglets: We are hot, too! We’re coming in.
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Passionate Pig
Follow Wilma and Mona in Passionate Pig - a new installment arrives each Thursday.
- Sep 5
Two Hot Pigs
Wilma, the passionate pig: That sun is hot! Where is the pool? Let me in there! Ahh. I will flop in the water and splash it all over....
- Aug 29
A Pig’s Affliction
Wilma, the passionate pig: My hooves keep growing! But I hate hoof trimming! I won’t tolerate any of that nonsense! They better not mess...
- Aug 22
A Versatile Pig
Wilma, the passionate pig: We are adaptable pigs! When it is hot, we lie in the shade, and we are all right. When it is cold, we lie in a...
- Aug 15
A Pig in Water
Wilma, the passionate pig: I do love water! I love water on my face! I love water on my back! When I am hot, water is the best. Mona, the...
- Aug 8
A Pig’s Personality
Wilma, the passionate pig: KuneKune’s are the best pigs there are! We are the most attractive! We always like to be scratched! And we...
- Aug 1
A Piglet Chat
Wilma, the passionate pig: Piglets eat and piglets sleep, just like us. And piglets chat. They chat when they nurse. They chat when they...
- Jul 25
A Piglet’s Day
Wilma, the passionate pig: These piglets are just like us, Mona. They eat. They sleep. They eat some more. They sleep again. And then...
- Jul 18
A Pig’s Feed
Wilma, the passionate pig: Piglets start eating grass and scraps when they are just a week old. Piglets love to eat. Mona, the somewhat...
- Jul 11
A Pig’s Lactation
Wilma, the passionate pig: I can feed seven piglets all at the same time. My milk is rich, but the piglets’ bellies are small, so they...
- Jul 4
A Preponderance of Piglets
Wilma, the passionate pig: I pushed seven piglets out. I am no longer pregnant. Now I am busy. Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig: There are...
- May 30
A Pig Ponders
Wilma, the passionate pig: Remember when I worried about being pregnant? About what I would do and how I would run and what I would eat?...
- May 23
A Pig’s Perplexity
Wilma, the passionate pig: Those sister pigs. The ones in the factory. What do they do without dirt? I lie in the dirt. I dig in the...
- May 16
A Pig’s Desire
Wilma, the passionate pig: I want grass! Green grass! I want grass more than grain, even more than cheese. Mona, the somewhat peaceful...
- May 9
A Pig’s Query
Wilma, the passionate pig: Henry the Cat called me “domesticated.” What is “domesticated,” Mona? Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig: Henry...
- May 2
The Piglet Puzzle
Wilma, the passionate pig: If I have twelve piglets, what will I do with the first one while I push the last one out?! Mona, the somewhat...
- Apr 25
A Pig’s Problem
Wilma, the passionate pig: What if I can’t get my piglets out?! What if they are stuck in there forever?! Mona, the somewhat peaceful...
- Apr 18
A Pig’s Horror
Wilma, the passionate pig: Did you know that sows sometimes lay on their piglets and kill them?! That can’t be! Mona, the somewhat...
- Apr 11
A Pig’s Pity
Wilma, the passionate pig: Those sister pigs. The ones in the factory. They can’t lie in the sun, Mona, and who scratches them? I’m sure...
- Apr 4
A Pig’s Menu
Wilma, the passionate pig: Did you know that our sister pigs in the factory never snuffle in the dirt?! I love to snuffle! What if I...
- Mar 28
A Pig's Prediction
Wilma, the passionate pig, and Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig: "Just before we have our piglets, we will seem preoccupied, and our teats...
- Mar 21
A Pig's Question
Wilma, the passionate pig: "When I am pregnant, can I still run and root? And play? What about eating, Mona?! Can I eat?!" Mona, the...
- Mar 14
A Pig's Panic
Wilma, the passionate pig: "When I am pregnant, I might have four piglets growing! Or I might have six! Or I might have eight! Or I might...
- Mar 7
Some Pig Terms
Wilma, the passionate pig: "I am a gilt because I haven’t had piglets yet! Geraldine is a sow because she’s had whole bunches of piglets!...
- Feb 29
A Pig's Cycle
Wilma, the passionate pig: "Did you know that a sow can have multiple batches of piglets each year? Our sister pigs in the pig factories...
- Feb 22
The Piglets' Prelude
Wilma, the passionate pig, and Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig: "Hey! It is now breeding time and then it will be farrowing time. Get...
- Feb 15
A Pig's Schedule
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Hey! I’m reaching out as I’ve just had a distressing experience! I’m sure it’s never happened to any pig...
- Jan 25
A Pig's Wish
Wilma, the passionate pig: "You should give me tasty food and change it all the time! Try making it softer and easier to digest! I should...
- Jan 18
A Pig's Dance
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Food, food, food! My food! Delicious food! Hey, don’t take my food! But wait, I want your food! Or was this...
- Jan 11
A Pig's Demand
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Hey! Listen to me! I have something to say! All the time! Pay attention!” Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig:...
- Jan 4
A Pig's View
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Being a pig now is totally different from any other time! There’s never been a time like this in all of pig...
- Dec 28, 2023
A Pig's Pile
Wilma, the passionate pig, and Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig… “Pig pile. Full body contact. Try it. You’ll like it.”
- Dec 21, 2023
A Pig's Pronouncement
Wilma, the passionate pig: “I’ll be grazing in the back pen at feeding time! I am reaching out to find out what I need to do to have my...
- Dec 14, 2023
A Pig's Proposition
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Scratch me there! Yes, right there on my stomach! Keep going! Wait, why are you stopping?! No, no, no, don’t...
- Dec 7, 2023
A Pig's Request
Wilma, the passionate pig: “You should feed me separately! Put us all in different pens and bring us specific bowls and wait for us to...
- Nov 30, 2023
A Pig's Position
Wilma, the passionate pig, and Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig… “We cuddle, yes we do. We cuddle, how about you?”
- Nov 23, 2023
A Pig's Meal
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Me, me, me! Food, food, food! I don’t remember the last time I was fed! Have I ever been fed?! I am hungry,...
- Nov 16, 2023
A Pig's Nap
Wilma, the passionate pig, and Mona, the somewhat peaceful pig… “Sunshine. Napping in a pile. Bliss.”
- Nov 9, 2023
A Pig's Perspective
Wilma, the passionate pig: “The life of a pig is super stressful! I am occupying a unique moment in history where I work harder than all...
- Nov 2, 2023
A Pig's Appetite
Wilma, the passionate pig: “Tomatoes?! Tomatoes?! Really?! Tomatoes?! Not there! Here by me! Oh, the vines – crunchy! yum! – and those...
- Oct 10, 2023
A Pig’s Life
Once upon a time, there was a passionate pig named Wilma: “Hey! I am reaching out to let you know that I have a lot of issues. I’ll be...
First Passionate Pig
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